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Ten Things You Don't Know About Dimmock1. His real name is Iain. Iain Henry Dimmock. For some reason, he doesn't really like his name, and the only person who has ever called him Iain on a regular basis is Ryan. Even his parents call him Dimmock, something he never fully understood but always accepted.

2. He hates peas. Give him broccoli, spinach, even brussel sprouts- just not peas.

3. Dimmock's rubbish at it, but he loves playing rugby. Once a year the Yard has a rugby match. Lestrade and Gregson are captains. John Watson's an honourary member and is always picked first. Dimmock is always chosen last. Somehow it always works out that he's on Lestrade and John's team, which mak

JohnMy words gush out like oil from a barrel- dark, toxic, bitter. They spill all over the couch and slosh onto the floor. I desperately want to make them stop, to scoop them all up and pour them back inside so I can hide them away in the space where all my other unwanted words go, but they keep on flowing, filling up the room, drowning me. I'm scared they'll drown John, too. I try to tell him that. Try to tell him to ignore what I'm saying, to leave me alone, to just leave, but he won't have any of that.

Because he's John- steady, dependable John- and without me telling him he seems to know exactly what I need. He pulls me into his arms as read

AftermathIt takes several moments for him to realize that there's blood on the floor. Where did it come from? Is it Lestrade's? Oh god, he hopes not. He blinks. There's something wet on his lips. Dimmock looks down to see the front of his shirt soaked in blood.

Oh... the blood is his own.

He feels like an unobservant idiot for not seeing it sooner- he tries not to think about the fact that Sherlock would say that was exactly the case had he been there. Had he been alive.

Thankfully Sally- Donovan is there to help take him away from those thoughts. She kneels beside him on the floor and has him tip his head forward so that the blood doesn't run down

The Man with the Sad EyesOnce upon a time in a land not-so-far away there lived a man with sad eyes. He was handsome, kind, and brave. He wasn’t rich, but he had everything he needed. He wasn’t famous, per se, but he had a good job where he protected people. The only thing he wanted but didn’t have was someone to love.

Then one morning, in the most unexpected of ways, a ray of Sunshine appeared.

After that, everything seemed to be brighter. It was a gradual change, yes, and there were many times where things seemed to get darker instead of lighter, but nonetheless it was a change for the better- he would much rather face a thousand dark days with

Texting: Part OneSH: Bored.

JW: I'm sorry. Pester someone else. I'm working.

SH: No.

JW: What do you want me to do?

SH: Something entertaining.

JW: And what qualifies as "entertaining" to you?

SH: I don't know, just do something. I'm bored. Or find me another serial murder case or something. My mind is stagnant, John, stagnant.

JW: Why don't you ask Lestrade or your homeless network?

SH: They're boring.

JW: And I'm somehow not?

SH: Yes.

JW: How is that?

SH: They're stupid.

JW: You think I am intelligent and Lestrade isn't?

SH: No, I think you're simply more intelligent. He is not.

JW: I see... Well, flattery, intended or not, will get you nowhe

Seven More Things You Don't Know About Dimmock11. Growing up, Dimmock's favourite possessions were his red tricycle- then bicycle, once he got older- and the slingshot Ryan made for him. His parents sold his bicycle and tricycle long ago, but he still keeps his slingshot under his pillow.

12. He knows that Sherlock has his own way of doing things, and that way usually works, but that doesn't make the man any less of a bastard sometimes.

13. When he was six, Dimmock decided to run away from home. He doesn't remember why he did it, but he thinks it was something about not wanting to take out the trash. Dimmock had taken Hank, his slingshot, some spare change, and a ham sandwich and rode

Texting: Part TwoJW: Sherlock are you up yet? I need you to bring my briefcase to the clinic. It's on my bed.

SH: Ugh. Why so early!

JW: Early? It's noon! Are you feeling well?

SH: I can barely open my eyes, the sun is giving me a migraine-headache, and my arms ache. I'm tired. Get your bag yourself. I'm going back to sleep.

JW: Want me to bring you anything? I'm on my lunch break. I can go to Belladonna's if you like.

SH: No, just leave me alone to die.

JW: Don't be dramatic. I'm coming home to check on you. What are your symptoms?

SH: I'm not being dramatic, I really am dying! I can't breathe and my nose is on fire on top of that. I can't speak for m

Texting: Part ThreeSH: Getting milk

JW: You? Get milk? Are you feeling well?

SH: Yes I was just passing the store and I thought we needed milk. I bought four gallons.

JW: Thank you... please leave on whole entire gallon free from experimentation. And I don't mean between the four jugs- I want one whole jug to myself!

SH: But I've gotten them for a purpose. What do you mean leave a whole gallon? I need them.

JW: I should have known. You only told me because you didn't want me to use them, didn't you?

SH: Yes. They are in the fridge. I will be back later. For now, Lestrade has me at a new case. Solved easily, leave my milk alone.

JW: Next to the severed he

If I Die Before I WakeSeptember 27, 2010

To whomever happens to find this:

So... Today one of ours- that is, the Yard's- was murdered. I didn't see it happen, but I was the first one to find the body. Bloody mess, I'll tell you now- no pun intended.

That's not the point of this letter, though. The point is that it made me realize that I really am risking my life doing this job. Not that I'm constantly in danger- pushing papers isn't really life threatening, after all- but once in awhile I'm actually in harm's way. It's a rather sobering thought, actually.

And thus I figured it'd be a good thing to write a will- not the official will. I got that done years ago,

Six More Things You Don't Know About Dimmock33. Dimmock isn't really a morning person. In fact, if he doesn't have his caffeine fix, then it's almost like he's half asleep. His co-workers always find this amusing, even when there is collateral damage involved (he once accidentally broke the copy machine, and another time spilled a stack of papers that had just been filed). The others called incidences like these "Dimmock damage," but it got rather cumbersome to say, so they shortened it to "dimmage."

34. When they were kids, Ryan always told Dimmock that he put his socks on the wrong feet, but Dimmock could never tell if his brother was telling the truth or just messing with him. When

Nine More Things You Don't Know About Dimmock18. Whenever he goes to a restaurant, he orders the tallest glass of chocolate milk he can. If he can't, then he sticks with water

19. He gets migraines. Really bad ones. He still isn't sure how he has gotten this far in the Force with this, but he knows it's in part due to Lestrade. The man always covers for him, and Dimmock wishes he could pay him back somehow though knows he probably never will.

20. He makes it a point to go visit Ryan's family at least once a year. Even if he can't afford it, even if he doesn't have the time, he still goes anyway, preferably for Christmas. He'd much rather spend it with them than sit at home alone watch

StarsLestrade loves the stars.

His father taught him all about them when he was a child. He loves to share his love of the stars with people he cares about, too. He’s taken Sherlock all the way out to the country to see them, but not Iain yet, so one day after work when the young man looks especially run down, Greg takes him aside and tells them man that they’re going on a trip.

Dimmock gives the older man his signature ‘What the hell are you doing? This is so gay’ look, but Greg just ushers him into the cab and gives the driver a slip of paper saying where they’re going and to keep it a surprise for their passenger

45 Things You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade1 . He's a musician at heart.

2 . For every moment he wishes he was Sherlock - and there's quite a few - there's a moment he thanks God he isn't, because he's seen what that man's gone through.

3 . He can sing. Like, well. Very well. But it's rare you'll hear him outside of the shower.

4 . He has a thing for redheads. But he's never actually dated one. He just stares at them on the street. But not in a creepy way.

5 . He has a motorcycle. He's been riding since he was a teenager, but he hardly touches it now. Maybe he should.

6 . He can eat an entire cheesecake in one sitting. It was a bet so the calories don't count.

7 . Whenever he ma

Four More Things You Don't Know About Dimmock-Dimmock isn't a cat person. He never has been. But somehow he finds himself feeding the stray cat with big blue eyes and matted, grey fur that sometimes sits on the fire escape outside his flat. He knows he shouldn't- it'll only encourage the darn thing to come back, and he might risk actually bonding with it. He also knows that it's too late, but he doesn't acknowledge that bit.

-He sleeps with a lot of blankets, even in the summer. He likes the weight of them. Makes him feel secure, somehow. Though for whatever reason, he always has to have his right foot sticking out of the covers. He can't explain it, but that's how things are.

-When h

4 and 1|2 More Things You Don't Know About Dimmock39. The Yard throws a Halloween Party every year. Sometimes they have a theme. Three years ago it was "Decades Day," which was fine and dandy except that Dimmock confused "decades" with "centuries," which is why he arrived in a King Louis XIV costume, wig and all. One of his friends from school owns a costume shop, and she had been pestering him to wear it for the longest time.

Needless to say, he was the laughing stock of the Force for a while even if he did end up winning the contest by almost unanimous vote. Dimmock was the only one who voted otherwise, and that was for Donovan's rather sexy eighties garb.

40. He has never had the desire

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Question: John, will you marry me? -SH

Moriarty: No!
John Watson: W-What? - JW
JM: Sherly, marry meeeeeeeee! -JM
JW: Er, Sherlock. - JW
JW: Wait. Moriarty?!
JM: Hello, Johnny'boy! Haven't seen YOU around lately

JW: Get away from Sherlock!
JM: Oh, I could never do that
JW: I have a gun.
JM: I have a legion of snipers, m'dear. You're outnumbered
JW: Stay away from us.
JM: Oh, is someone getting jealous? Don't worry- I might invite your corpse to our wedding.

JW: You make me sick.
JM: And you vex me. You're not good enough for Sherlock! Dragging him down like you are. And don't get me started on that pathetic D.I. ...
JW: I put up with his bloody snotty self every day! No offence, Sherlock. I may not be a genius criminal mastermind but I've been told I am good for Sherlock.
JM: Yes, well, I'm sure he appreciates having a little doggie follow him around.
JW: I am not his pet.
JM: Oh. So you DO like him? And you are SO his pet. Please, with you and the mobile? Fetch, Johnny boy!
JW: Enough! Sherlock Holmes is a good man. You will never be like him.
JM: You can't see me, so I will tell you- I'm rolling my eyes. I'd never want to be a "good" man. I don't need to be. Those people always lose in the end anyway. And besides, villains are all the rage now.
JW: That's where you're mistaken.
JM: Oh? Do tell me why- if you can.
JW: Because - Because Sherlock is amazing. And he is a very good man, and he will never lose to someone like you.
JM: *sigh* I should have expected biased, circular reasoning from you. Pity. I had hoped you would provide a better answer than that.
JW: You don't know him.
JM: Ha! I know him far better than you do. Unless you didn't take that upstairs bedroom Mrs. Hudson offered you?
JW: I...
JM: Yeeeeeeeees?
JW: Of course I didn't.
JM: Pfft. Sure. Sure you didn't.
JW: We're not like that.
JM:

Well then, good. Because he and I are.
JW: No.No, you're not.
JM: Aw! Poor you! In denial!
JW: I'm not in denial.
JM: What do you think Sherlock does when you're working, hmmm?
JW: Oh, Christ. Sod off! He...He stays home. Solves little cases.
JM: You wish. He and I rendezvous every once in a while. Have... dinner.

JW: Stop this. What is it that you want me to say?! That yes - I lied, and we are actually shagging and romantically involved and that's why it's not possible for you to be shacking up with Sherlock? Oh, Gods.
JM: So that's the truth, then?
JW: Shut it.
JM: I suppose they don't call you "Three Continents Watson" for nothing, eh?

JW: Didn't I tell you to shut it? Fuck this. Sherlock, yes. I will marry you.
JM: HA! Like he really would.

JW: He would. He wouldn't do this to me if he didn't mean it.
JM: How do you know I didn't do it? *calls into the room* "Hey, Sherly, do you want your mobile back?"
JW: Stop.
JM: He says "No."
JW: You're trying to make me doubt. I won't have it.
JM: Poor, poor Doctor Watson.
JW: No.
JM: You're so naïve
JW: No, I am not.
JM: It's rather amusing to watch you
JW: Not funny. I don't think it's funny, anyway.
JM: Sherly thinks it's funny, too.
JW: He's not with you. He can't be.
JM: He looks rather... *ravishing* in that sheet

JW: He is NOT with you.
JM: And how do you know this?
JW: Because... Because he wouldn't do that to me. He would never.
JM: Aww! I can just see it now- Little Johnny-Boy, tearing up, heartbroken. </3
JW: I'm not... Ugh.
JM: If you were willing, I miiiiiiiiiiiight just let you be a part of our three-some.

JW: Don't be crude. I don't believe you.
JM: Hehe, well, I doubt even with your "Three continents" that you'd have the caliber to compete with Sherlock. Or me, for that matter
JW: Well, Sherlock is a pretty fantastic sha-
JM: HA!
JW: Wait, no. I don't like your mind games.
JM: I knew it! Sherly's told me all about you, you know.
JW: ...Really?
JM: He comes to me when he's bored of you.

JW: Liar.
JM: Because I'm MUCH better at shagging. I could just see your puppy dog face in that "...Really?" comment of yours.
JW: I do not have a puppy dog face. And no, I don't think you'd make a very good shag at all - why am I even doing this?
JM: You do not look in the mirror often enough, then. You want to find out?

JW: Absolutely not.
JM: Shame. I would have liked to try a sample.
JW: You are disgusting.
JM: And you are pathetic
JW: Sherlock doesn't think so.
JM: Why do you think he coddles you so? Because you're too pathetic to figure out things on your own.
JW: I'm not Pathetic. Sherlock doesn't coddle me, either. It's not my fault he's so bloody intelligent and I'm just...normal.
JM: Aren't you a dear? If I didn't have Sherly and Sebby, I might just snatch you up, too!
JW: You don't have Sherlock.
JM: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
JW: You will never convince me otherwise.
JM: Too bad. He's here- with me.
JW: No.
JW: No.
JW: Nope.
JM: Indulge in your fantasies all you like. I can tell you are ;D
JW: I don't have to imagine shacking up with Sherlock. Just - just stop this. It won't work on me.
JM: My dear, you've already revealed your cards. You're so easy it read. Such a darling. Has Irene passed any advice to you? She has to me.
JW: I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
JM: works quite well with Sherly, it seems
JW: Do NOT speak of that woman. I know more about Sherlock than you will ever know! He would never do this!
JM:

JW: I'm calling him now.
JM: That's not going to work, dear
JW: Your fun is over. - Why?
JM: Seems he got a little carried away here. Don't worry, I'll take care of him. Anyway, I couldn't let him have his mobile while shagging with me. Can't let a case distract him. But Sebby will take care of it just fine, I'm sure- oh dear, I'll have to buy Sherly a new mobile. :/
JW: No.
JM: Since you know him "so well" what colour should it be? It'll be my anniversary present to him.
JW: Shut up. Why won't he fucking pick up?!
JM: Wow, how many months has it been? More than with you, I'm sure.

JW: Fuck off. I can't deal with this anymore. Sherlock is...well, he's mine. Rightfully so.
JM: Language, Johnny-Boy! Tsk tsk
JW: No need to be polite towards YOU.
JM: Ha. You really should. After all, I could just as easily kill Sherly as shag him.

JW: You wouldn't. Oh god. No. He is NOT there.
JM: You still stuck on that? (and yes, I would) Or if I don't, I think Sebby just might. He's a little jealous. You should see what he did to Sherly's mobile
JW: He didn't do anything because Sherlock is not with you and never, ever will be.
JM: I'm shaking my head, just to let you know
JW: Didn't want to know.
JM: By the time I get him back to you, he should be a lot more... toned. He'll be pretty sore, though I'm sure you can use your doctor skills to ease his pain.

JW: ...Sherlock's never sore. Ah, hell.
JM: Ha! Sherly says he's never sore because you don't give him a good enough workout
JW: That's not true.
JM:

JW: Wait until Sherlock gets back home. That'll show you. Oh, thank god, someone's at the door. Ha - it's Sherlock!
JW: Wait, why does he look so tired?
JW: Oh, god. Gods.
JM: Oh, I'm glad he got back home to you. I was a little worried there
JW: Fuck you, Moriarty. I am done with you. I have to go tend to Sherlock. What did you do to him?!
JM: Oh, this and that. You know... Oh, wait, you don't!

JW: That's enough. I will kill you.
JM: That would be very ambitious of you
JW: I will do it. I can't deal with this right now.
JM: Oh? Would like me to clear things up for you?
JW: No.
JM: Alright, then. You go on being oblivious.

JW: I would rather be oblivious.
JM If you like, I can loan Sebby to you if you don't want me. He's not as good as Sherly, obviously, but he might give you some tips on how to get Sherly back

JM: Not that you will, mind
JW: You're very kind, but no. I have to go talk to Sherlock, now. This has not been pleasant.
JM: You go do so because talking is all you'll get out of him
JW: If you think I'll soak up your lies like a sponge, you're wrong.
JM: Of course you won't! You'll drown in them like a babe thrown into a tempest. By the way, it's not that fun to watch. Little children work better.
JW: Enough!
JM: If you've had enough, why don't you disconnect?
JW: You are SICK.

[John has left the conversation]

Moriarty and Watson Omeagleby ~DNA-The-Authoress

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Epilogue- John found out that Sherlock had been horseback riding to prove a man's alibi, and all was right in the world. (Though John really and truly wanted to murder that wretched Morairty).

Whaaaa...? Mature content!?! On one of MY deviations?! Actually, this is a conversation that I had on Omeagle, so I'm not completely responsible for the content of this deviation, but I figured that some of my Sherlockian friends might enjoy this. I'll leave you to guess who out of the three characters I was. ;D You can view this as Omeagle or as a text convo that Sherlock can see. Your choice.

And even though I put an epilogue of what I think happened, you are free to think as you wish.

Just please, no inappropriate commentary, please, or I will remove your comment. Thank you.

~jen201101 Apr 24, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

WHOA. Mind games. Jim wins.

~DNA-The-Authoress Apr 24, 2012

YES!!!

I've discovered my hidden villain. Thanks a lot, Jim. T.T

~sucrilhophobia Apr 14, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Oh my God, I couldn't stop reading this! *-*

~DNA-The-Authoress Apr 14, 2012

So I take it that you enjoyed this? Because to be honest, I had waaaaaaaaaaaaay more fun being Moriarty than I should have. It isn't healthy. XD

~sucrilhophobia Apr 15, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

LOL I see xD Yup, I enjoyed it :33

~DNA-The-Authoress Apr 15, 2012

Hooray!

~miscellaneousamateur Apr 13, 2012 Student General Artist

haha

~DNA-The-Authoress Apr 14, 2012

Glad you enjoyed it.

~miscellaneousamateur Apr 16, 2012 Student General Artist

Yep! Poor Watson!

~curlscat Apr 13, 2012 Student Writer

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