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SH: Bored.

JW: I'm sorry. Pester someone else. I'm working.

SH: No.

JW: What do you want me to do?

SH: Something entertaining.

JW: And what qualifies as "entertaining" to you?

SH: I don't know, just do something. I'm bored. Or find me another serial murder case or something. My mind is stagnant, John, stagnant.

JW: Why don't you ask Lestrade or your homeless network?

SH: They're boring.

JW: And I'm somehow not?

SH: Yes.

JW: How is that?

SH: They're stupid.

JW: You think I am intelligent and Lestrade isn't?

SH: No, I think you're simply more intelligent. He is not.

JW: I see... Well, flattery, intended or not, will get you nowhere. I have another patient coming in.

SH: So?

JW: So, Sherlock, I needed to tend to my patient. Someone has to bring in money to pay the rent.

SH: I do pay rent. They've put me on payroll for the crimes I solve and I get paid per hour.

JW: By Scotland Yard?

SH: Yes, who else would it be? Random people from the street? Actually, that's not such a bad idea...

JW: Since when?

SH: Since a couple months ago.

JW: And you never told me?

SH: Is that bad?

JW: It would have been nice to know. I would be less stressed.

SH: Stressed about what?

JW: Making sure we don't starve or get evicted.

SH: Mrs. Hudson takes care of that. Except for getting the milk, she always forgets the milk.

JW: Good thing one of us usually remembers it... what is it with us and milk anyway?

SH: I don't know.
Here's a little something from my fanfiction.net account. Bleeding Crimson (from fanfiction.net. Can't remember her dA name XD) and I decided to have a texting rampage... here's the result. XD I'm posting them in a different order than we did on ff.net just because I want to lead up to the best ones. :P

Here are the rest:
2. [link]
Interlude: [link]
3. [link]
4. [link]

Here's the link to the original [link]
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featherback Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love this. :la: Wonderful job!
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
Thank you! I think this series is the most popular that ~samanthakh and I have written together. We had NO IDEA so many people would love these. XP
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Cute! "What is is with us an milk anyway?" I always wonder the same thing about them :)
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
Yeah, it's always the milk, it seems. Thanks again for commenting! :D
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome! :D
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MyIndulgence Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
These are all hilarious! I went through then swung back around because...I don't know, but this is my comment. This has just given me numerous giggles and appreciate it.
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Haha, thank you very much! Thank you for the comment and the fave. I'm glad that you enjoyed them! :D
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celina-tamwood Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Tee hee. I should put mine on my ff.net account. Lolz.
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
You have a ff.net account?
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celina-tamwood Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep. I had a crap ton of stuff before but I've recently purged it (it was god awful) and donned a new pen name. >.> So the new name matches this DA account. :D I've been writing an HP fic that I will be posting up eventually. ^-^
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
Nice! I'll have to go check it out! I'm know as CrazyCousinEiko on ff.net. ;)
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celina-tamwood Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet! :D Thankies. I'll definitely do the same. Wanna llama each other up? O.o
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
I actually don't know how to give a llama... <.<' I've been wanting to know how, though. There are definitely some people on here who deserve them!
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celina-tamwood Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You go to the person's main profile and go to the top right where the llama is and then there is an arrow down button for "give" and you can select llama. :3
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
Thanks for the instructions and the llama! :D
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Mossey101 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011
This is awesome ^^
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011
Thanks! :D I have five of them up now. ;D
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