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SH: Bored.

JW: I'm sorry. Pester someone else. I'm working.

SH: No.

JW: What do you want me to do?

SH: Something entertaining.

JW: And what qualifies as "entertaining" to you?

SH: I don't know, just do something. I'm bored. Or find me another serial murder case or something. My mind is stagnant, John, stagnant.

JW: Why don't you ask Lestrade or your homeless network?

SH: They're boring.

JW: And I'm somehow not?

SH: Yes.

JW: How is that?

SH: They're stupid.

JW: You think I am intelligent and Lestrade isn't?

SH: No, I think you're simply more intelligent. He is not.

JW: I see... Well, flattery, intended or not, will get you nowhere. I have another patient coming in.

SH: So?

JW: So, Sherlock, I needed to tend to my patient. Someone has to bring in money to pay the rent.

SH: I do pay rent. They've put me on payroll for the crimes I solve and I get paid per hour.

JW: By Scotland Yard?

SH: Yes, who else would it be? Random people from the street? Actually, that's not such a bad idea...

JW: Since when?

SH: Since a couple months ago.

JW: And you never told me?

SH: Is that bad?

JW: It would have been nice to know. I would be less stressed.

SH: Stressed about what?

JW: Making sure we don't starve or get evicted.

SH: Mrs. Hudson takes care of that. Except for getting the milk, she always forgets the milk.

JW: Good thing one of us usually remembers it... what is it with us and milk anyway?

SH: I don't know.
Here's a little something from my fanfiction.net account. Bleeding Crimson (from fanfiction.net. Can't remember her dA name XD) and I decided to have a texting rampage... here's the result. XD I'm posting them in a different order than we did on ff.net just because I want to lead up to the best ones. :P

Here are the rest:
2. [link]
Interlude: [link]
3. [link]
4. [link]

Here's the link to the original [link]
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featherback Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love this. :la: Wonderful job!
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
Thank you! I think this series is the most popular that ~samanthakh and I have written together. We had NO IDEA so many people would love these. XP
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Cute! "What is is with us an milk anyway?" I always wonder the same thing about them :)
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
Yeah, it's always the milk, it seems. Thanks again for commenting! :D
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SherlockedGinger Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome! :D
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MyIndulgence Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
These are all hilarious! I went through then swung back around because...I don't know, but this is my comment. This has just given me numerous giggles and appreciate it.
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Haha, thank you very much! Thank you for the comment and the fave. I'm glad that you enjoyed them! :D
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celina-tamwood Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Tee hee. I should put mine on my ff.net account. Lolz.
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DNA-The-Authoress Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
You have a ff.net account?
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celina-tamwood Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep. I had a crap ton of stuff before but I've recently purged it (it was god awful) and donned a new pen name. >.> So the new name matches this DA account. :D I've been writing an HP fic that I will be posting up eventually. ^-^
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