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JW: Sherlock are you up yet? I need you to bring my briefcase to the clinic. It's on my bed.
SH: Ugh. Why so early!
JW: Early? It's noon! Are you feeling well?
SH: I can barely open my eyes, the sun is giving me a migraine-headache, and my arms ache. I'm tired. Get your bag yourself. I'm going back to sleep.
JW: Want me to bring you anything? I'm on my lunch break. I can go to Belladonna's if you like.
SH: No, just leave me alone to die.
JW: Don't be dramatic. I'm coming home to check on you. What are your symptoms?
SH: I'm not being dramatic, I really am dying! I can't breathe and my nose is on fire on top of that. I can't speak for my throat and my head is pounding and hot but the rest of me is freezing.
JW: I'm on my way home. rest up. Hungry?
SH: Probably, but I doubt that I'd actually be able to eat anything. Every type of food I can think of seems completely abhorrent to me.
JW: Soup it is then. Preference?
SH: I just told you I didn't want to eat. If you bring that here and I throw up, I'm going to aim for your shoes. Maybe your jumper.
JW: Have you eaten today?
SH: No. Well, I did, but I threw it back up. All I ate was toast for god's sake! Isn't that supposed to calm an upset stomach?
JW: Yes, it is, but only sometimes. Did you put anything on the toast? Anyway I'll buy a thermometer and come back.
SH: I could tell you my temperature myself. Too high!
JW: You're rather ornery. I want to make sure that I don't have to take you to the ER or anything.
SH: Of course I'm ornery, I'm about to die, you numbskull!
JW: If you can text, I doubt you are at death's door.
SH: Of course I am. There's no other explanation. Someone probably poisoned me. Damn Moriarty.
JW: If you're poisoned, it's most likely food poisoning, though you probably just have the stomach flu.
SH No. I'm dieing.
JW: I'm on my way home.
SH: Good.
JW: Do you want anything?
SH: No. Maybe a pillow. Or five. Or a casket and plot of land and a shovel.
JW: I don't have enough money for land, but I will ask Ash's parents if they can donate some of theirs in the event that I kill you myself. What kind of pillows do you want- soft or hard?
SH: Soft- so I can suffocate myself and die sooner. I prefer not to prolong all hellish torment if possible.
JW: You are not going to die. What are your symptoms?
SH: No. I'm emasculated. Ribs are showing and gaunt face. Pale visage. I'm dieing, John. I leave my skull to you... and my bank account so you can pay the rent. Give Mrs. Hudson my candlestick.
JW: Most of those problems are probably psychological.
SH: Says the one with the psychosomatic limp.
JW: Shut up.
SH: Of course, of course.
SH: Ugh. Why so early!
JW: Early? It's noon! Are you feeling well?
SH: I can barely open my eyes, the sun is giving me a migraine-headache, and my arms ache. I'm tired. Get your bag yourself. I'm going back to sleep.
JW: Want me to bring you anything? I'm on my lunch break. I can go to Belladonna's if you like.
SH: No, just leave me alone to die.
JW: Don't be dramatic. I'm coming home to check on you. What are your symptoms?
SH: I'm not being dramatic, I really am dying! I can't breathe and my nose is on fire on top of that. I can't speak for my throat and my head is pounding and hot but the rest of me is freezing.
JW: I'm on my way home. rest up. Hungry?
SH: Probably, but I doubt that I'd actually be able to eat anything. Every type of food I can think of seems completely abhorrent to me.
JW: Soup it is then. Preference?
SH: I just told you I didn't want to eat. If you bring that here and I throw up, I'm going to aim for your shoes. Maybe your jumper.
JW: Have you eaten today?
SH: No. Well, I did, but I threw it back up. All I ate was toast for god's sake! Isn't that supposed to calm an upset stomach?
JW: Yes, it is, but only sometimes. Did you put anything on the toast? Anyway I'll buy a thermometer and come back.
SH: I could tell you my temperature myself. Too high!
JW: You're rather ornery. I want to make sure that I don't have to take you to the ER or anything.
SH: Of course I'm ornery, I'm about to die, you numbskull!
JW: If you can text, I doubt you are at death's door.
SH: Of course I am. There's no other explanation. Someone probably poisoned me. Damn Moriarty.
JW: If you're poisoned, it's most likely food poisoning, though you probably just have the stomach flu.
SH No. I'm dieing.
JW: I'm on my way home.
SH: Good.
JW: Do you want anything?
SH: No. Maybe a pillow. Or five. Or a casket and plot of land and a shovel.
JW: I don't have enough money for land, but I will ask Ash's parents if they can donate some of theirs in the event that I kill you myself. What kind of pillows do you want- soft or hard?
SH: Soft- so I can suffocate myself and die sooner. I prefer not to prolong all hellish torment if possible.
JW: You are not going to die. What are your symptoms?
SH: No. I'm emasculated. Ribs are showing and gaunt face. Pale visage. I'm dieing, John. I leave my skull to you... and my bank account so you can pay the rent. Give Mrs. Hudson my candlestick.
JW: Most of those problems are probably psychological.
SH: Says the one with the psychosomatic limp.
JW: Shut up.
SH: Of course, of course.
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Sherlock chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
John: Chickens don't cross roads. In real life, chickens don't cross roads.
Moriarty: That's what chickens DO!
Sally Donovan: It's not paid or anything. It must get off on it.
Lestrade: And exactly how many times DID it cross the road?
Anderson: Now, look. Whatever that chicken is implying-
Sherlock: That's not a chicken, Anderson, it's a thoroughbred domesticated duck. Do your research!
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Benedict Who?
Hey, Greg, you busy? - JW
Nope. Just finished a case. What's up, John? - GL
Kinda hoping for some company. Been a hard day. - JW
I understand. 8 month anniversary today, isn't it? - GL
... Yeah. So if you wouldn't mind coming over? - JW
Sure. I'm over at Molly's. Give me 20 minutes? - GL
See you then. - JW
A polite knock on the door about half an hour later had John limping to the door to open it. Greg Lestrade walked in, a small smile on his face. John closed the door and led the way to the armchairs in the center of the room. John took Sherlock's old chair while Greg settled into John's usual chair.
"So," Greg started quietly, stari
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Comfort
"John, it's okay, it's alright now."
"NOW IT'S NOT! It is not okay!"
I had never seen John so scared, so angry, so out of control. It frightened me. He was always calm, held himself back, always in control. But he wasn't as I watched him. He breathed rapidly and shallow, I could practically see his heart pounding away in his chest. He was scared stiff by what he had seen, even if it wasn't real.
"Okay John, you need to calm down," I soothed.
"NO! I just
ARGH!" John yelled. He was falling apart right in front me. I needed to comfort him somehow, I just didn't know how. Feelings isn't something I know a great deal of, they'd become eve
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Note: Belladonna's Brews, Ash, and Alin are from bleedingcrimson and my fic "Superstitions," which you can read here: [link] Just in case you guys are confused. With that said, pleasant reading!
Here are the rest:
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Note: Belladonna's Brews, Ash, and Alin are from bleedingcrimson and my fic "Superstitions," which you can read here: [link] Just in case you guys are confused. With that said, pleasant reading!
Here are the rest:
1. [link]
Interlude: [link]
3. [link]
4. [link]
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I just adore this, and how dramatic Sherlock is. Dying indeed! I was giggling the whole way through .U.